Artists Dedications


Dedication Of Freshers. [Male/female] Artists.

Excuses

1;- Sir, Main Bahar gaya tha, ek meeting aa gayi thi .

2;- Sir, meri frnd ki marriage hai toh usi wajaah se town se bahar hu 20 days mien , mumbai aa jaunga.

3;- actually sir, dadi, ICU mien main hai, isi wajaah se bhot pareshan hu.

4;- sir , kya karu, parents allow nahi krtey.

5;- sir, audition kab tak chalega, i mean sir ki last date kab hai, mere paas na travelling ke liye paise nahi hai.

6;- sir, audition tape, kaise banau, mere paas professional camera nahi hia, nd pics ke basis pr select kro naa.

7;- sir, main bhot bimaar hu, nd sir pr bhi lag gaya hai. fever hai

8;- Actually, i just dont give auditions, casting head yaa creative ke saath meeting fix kro bhai.

9:- arrey sir, paise bahut hai, aap kaam toh dilva do, fir jitna pay milega . us sey double ki party denge, apne hi toh ghar ka show hai bhai.. fix kra do

10:- sir, audition tape , shoot kahaa aur kaise karu, koi jagah hi nhi mill rhi hai.

11 ;- Sir audition tape ready hai, lekin send kaise karu.. mail nhi jaa rha hai.

12;- Actually, sir m just busy on some othr shoots nd stuffs. so will let you know. kkk

For those People, i have humble request , NOT to contact me, else..........Raghu toh pata hi hoga ROADIES Ka....

MUJhse Bura Nahi hoga, toh apne excuses apne paas rakho,

SO, MY REVERT TO ALL OF THEM.

1`:- Meeting thi na, to do a thing, jinke saath meeting thi. contact him only for work..

2:- Bhai tu kaam krne ke layak nahi hai, Shaadiyo mein Naachtey hi reh ab. COmpanies tere hisaab se kaam nhi krti. tere hisaab se requirements set nhi hoti.

3:-So...??? Family sab ki hai, values sab krte hai. R u alone in ur family.?? BTW , teri dadi , kal cinemax mein thi.....

4:- Saaley, ab jab pata hai, ki parents allow nhi krne valey, toh 5 months se mere peeche kaam ke liye kyu laga hua tha.....yeh sab sochkar, mujhe contact krna chahiye tha na....

5:-Beta, Jab tak tu dena chahe, tu audition nhi dega, tab tk show banega bhi nahi, Compnay toh tere hi baap ki hia....

6:- Kyu..? Tere cell phone mein 5/8 MP Camera nahi hai.? Aur pics ke basis pr hi selection hota, toh hum kya C baithey hai, jo audition lete.......(body language, diction, speech & voice clarity. TOH TERE PICS DEKH KE HI PATA CHALTI HAI NAA?? sAALEY)

7:-So..??? aur bhi LEAD artists hia, High Fever Hone k baad bhi shoot pr aatey hai, tu sala, ek audition nhi de sakta..? Ab Bed pr hi soya reh. apne cell phone k saath...

8:- Achcha beta, tu toh Shahrukh khan hai..........jisko sab jaantey hai.... tu beta meeting hi kr ab

9:- Haan Bhai, saalo tk maine apni achchi tarah bajvaai taaki tujhe hi final kru.. aur konsa ghar ka show.? production house tere baap ne kharid k mujhe diya tha kya..??

10:- Bhai aaja, mere ghar ka bathroom khali hai.......Pure India mien tujhe ek video shoot krne ki jagah nhi mili..????

11:- Post kr do mere bhai..yaa mujhe address do apna, main tumhare ghar aake le jata hu tumhari audition tapes......upload bhi kr dunga, profile bhi bana dunga, nd creatives ko show bhi kr dunga..... tum bas aa jana paise lene okay...??? theek hai na bhai..

12:- ab %^*#$@ tu msg kr.. i`ll also let u know. aur jab itna busy already tha, toh mujhe kyu 3 months ke pakaa rha tha.......

AB AUR KOI NEW EXCUSE DIYA , KISI NE BHI I SWEAR.....$%#&@^%#@##