Excuse Lists Of Fresher Artists (Male & Female) MUST READ


Dedication Of Freshers. [Male/female] Artists.

Excuses

1;- Sir, Main Bahar gaya tha, ek meeting aa gayi thi .

2;- Sir, meri frnd ki marriage hai toh usi wajaah se  town se bahar hu 20  days mien , mumbai aa jaunga.

3;- actually sir, dadi, ICU mien  main hai, isi wajaah se bhot pareshan hu.

4;- sir , kya karu, parents allow nahi krtey.

5;- sir, audition kab tak chalega, i mean sir ki last date kab hai, mere paas na travelling ke liye paise nahi hai.

6;- sir, audition tape, kaise banau, mere paas professional camera nahi hia, nd  pics ke basis pr select kro naa.

7;- sir, main bhot bimaar hu, nd sir pr bhi lag gaya hai. fever hai 

8;- Actually, i just dont give auditions, casting head yaa creative ke saath meeting fix kro bhai.

9:- arrey sir, paise bahut hai, aap kaam toh dilva do, fir jitna pay milega . us sey double ki party denge, apne hi toh ghar ka show hai bhai.. fix kra do 

10:- sir, audition tape , shoot kahaa aur kaise karu, koi jagah hi nhi mill rhi hai.

11 ;- Sir audition tape ready hai, lekin send kaise karu.. mail nhi jaa rha hai.

12;- Actually, sir m just busy on some othr shoots nd stuffs. so will let you know. kkk

For those People, i have humble request , NOT to contact me, else..........Raghu toh pata hi hoga ROADIES Ka....

MUJhse Bura Nahi hoga, toh apne excuses apne paas rakho,

SO, MY REVERT TO ALL OF THEM. 

1`:- Meeting thi na, to do a thing, jinke saath meeting thi. contact him only for work..

2:- Bhai tu kaam krne ke layak nahi hai, Shaadiyo mein Naachtey hi reh ab. COmpanies tere hisaab se kaam nhi krti. tere hisaab se requirements set nhi hoti.

3:-So...??? Family sab ki hai, values sab krte hai. R u alone in ur family.??  BTW , teri dadi , kal cinemax mein thi.....

4:- Saaley, ab jab pata hai, ki parents allow nhi krne valey, toh 5 months se mere peeche kaam ke liye kyu laga hua tha.....yeh sab sochkar, mujhe contact krna chahiye tha na....

5:-Beta, Jab tak tu dena chahe, tu audition nhi dega, tab tk show banega bhi nahi, Compnay toh tere hi baap ki hia....

6:- Kyu..?  Tere cell phone mein 5/8 MP Camera nahi hai.? Aur pics ke basis pr hi selection hota, toh hum kya C baithey hai, jo audition lete.......(body language, diction, speech & voice clarity.  TOH TERE PICS DEKH KE HI PATA CHALTI HAI NAA?? sAALEY)

7:-So..???  aur bhi LEAD artists hia, High Fever Hone k baad bhi shoot pr aatey hai, tu sala, ek audition nhi de sakta..? Ab Bed pr hi soya reh. apne cell phone k saath...

8:- Achcha beta, tu toh Shahrukh khan hai..........jisko sab jaantey hai.... tu beta meeting hi kr ab

9:- Haan Bhai, saalo tk maine apni achchi tarah bajvaai taaki tujhe hi final kru.. aur konsa ghar ka show.?  production house tere baap ne kharid k mujhe diya tha kya..??

10:- Bhai aaja, mere ghar ka bathroom khali hai.......Pure India mien tujhe ek  video shoot krne ki jagah nhi mili..???? 

11:- Post kr do mere bhai..yaa mujhe address do apna, main tumhare ghar aake le jata hu tumhari audition tapes......upload bhi kr dunga, profile bhi bana dunga, nd creatives ko show bhi kr dunga..... tum bas aa jana paise lene  okay...??? theek hai na bhai..

12:- ab %^*#$@  tu msg kr.. i`ll also let u know. aur jab itna busy already tha, toh mujhe kyu 3 months ke pakaa rha tha.......



Artist Excuses & Dedication :- Part 2 . (With My Revert Backs to them)

Female & Male :-

1:- Sir, trust me fever hai. since a week. (Her status update on f.b . :- enjoyed a lot with frnds today...!!! 5 hrs ago.)

2:- sir, actually i`m too messed up in some of my family problems, wch i cant share it with u.

3:- sir main naa currently out of town hun, so as soon as I reach mumbai, i`ll definately buzz u up.

4:- See jatin, if u r indeed into casting naa toh mujhe kisi director ke saath milva do, kyuki aaj hi mera ek horror movie mein finalisation hua hai.

Aftr some tym, her whtsapp status :- mera sapnaa tutt gaya.:-( :-(

5:- ohh jatin, I`m indeed sorry, actually i wa occupied with work naa toh abhi raat ko i saw ur msg (2 A.M0, msg sent to her @  4 P.M evening

6:- Dekho bhai, I work in office, so basically mere paas kisi bhi cheez ka time nahi hai.

7:- the thing is datt, I`ve my folio shoot next week, so jo photographer mera shoot kr rha hai he has guaranteed me fr a work in a show.

8:- MALE ARTIST - Bhai, aapne reference audition tape k links toh de diye ..main in sab se achcha kr sakta hun. 
...Aftr 2 hrs on whtsapp msg. "bhai, kuch samjh nhi aa rha hai, tape kaise banau..aur record kaise aur kahaa  kru" :p :p

9:- MALE - meri galti yeh hai ki main middle class family mein paida hua hun...mere paas job nhi hai, ghr pr support nhi hai, aur mumbai mein jaan pehchan ka koi nhi hai....

10:- MALE -- See dude, Mere mama/kaka/cousin bhai/bahen  etc etc blah blah blah.. unka khud ka production house hai, mumbai mein...lekin main apne ball pr kuch krna chahta hun, unki help liye bina...woh show ka lead actor mera relation mein bhi lagta hai u know tht...!!!  main chahu toh aise show mill jayega mujhko...

Kehne ke liye toh aur 100 Excuses hai UNPROFESSIONAL artists ke, khair, 1,2 liney aur add kr di. toh beep beep beep....

Now My Replies to them...

1:- beep beep beep, meri jaan yeh bta..tujhe kis din fever nhi aata hai, kabhi cell kharab, kabhi net pack khatam, kabhi guests ghr aaye hai.. aakhir tu..****** se mumbai aayi hi kyun hai..???

2:-beep beep beep... din raat online jiske saath lagi hui hai.. woh teri problem hia  family nhi.. yaa toh choose ur career yaa choose C.panti  wch u r dng ryt now all the time.. beep beep beep . yahaa kaam krne aayi hai yaa Aww Aww krne aayi hai.? 

3:-aaj subah tk toh mumbai mein thi, shaam hui nhi ki indore pohac gayi.?? :o :o beep beep beep.. Production house kya tere baap ki hai jo roz roz auditions tumhare liye conduct honge.?? atleast u should hav courtesy to inform ...

4:-aftr seeing her whtsapp status. kya hua dear.. konsa sapna tut gaya.???
Her replied, actually movie GENUINE thi, but producer ne mujhe compromise ke liye bola..

my revert ;- beep beep beep.......tujhe ab bhi lagta hai ki movie genuine thi.:p hahahahahah 
beta tu yehi deserve krti hai jo tujhe bola gaya hai.... kyuki kuch logo ko badam khaa ke nahi balki thokar kha ke akkal aati hai.... kyuki tujhe seedha raasta nhi shortkut zyada pasand hai. ab jaa meeting kr tere mr. xyzJI se.. 

5:-beep beep beer. yeh call center ki night shift nhi chal rhi hai, production houses tere time ke hisaab se kaam kre ab....
Nd yaa Guys Please MSG/CALL ME FRM MRNG 11-10 night only.. uske baad pareshan mat kro.. kyuki main tumhare baap ka kharida hua servent nhi hu....

6:-Abey beep beep beep, aggar office ki 9-5 job hi krni thi, toh 2 months tk mujhe call/msg kr ke dimaag ki _____ kyun ki.??? #UNPROFESSIONALIM...... aise beep beep log. koi bhi kaam ke nhi  hotey as unme kisi bhi cheez ko leke seriousness yaa dedication nhi hota hai...

7:-ohh Achcha, woh _____________ mein rehne val Photgrapher, jiska ppura ghr ka 1 month ka rashan aur daaru , tere hi ek shoot ke paise pr chalta hai, woh teri casting krega.... ?? is he a casting head.?? beep beep beep.... uska kaam photo shoot krna hai, so woh usi baat ke paise le rha hai...  kaam ki guarantee toh aaj tk acting prepares, R***** T****a, k****** N***T ke institutes ne nhi li, woh ek photographer guarantee le rhaa hai.. wahh beta milva de mujhe bhi...... :p :p

8 :- bhai tu aaja yaar aaja, mera ghr ka bathroom, pehle bhi khali tha aaj bhi khali hai..aaja bhai teri le lun.. I Mean audition tape.. :p :p :p :p

9:- sorry guys no beep beep for this statement.... Abey ben k L.... yahaa koi bhi crorepati nhi hai, naa hi kisi ki jaan pehchan hia.. kaam logo se nikalvana padha hai, apne aap tere ghr koi nhi aayega samjha be C.... middle claas ki maa ben mat kr.. abey saaley kisi bhi actor ki histroy geography chk kr le.. saare k saare  crorepati ghr ke nhi they.....Example... Gurmeet Choudhary . lead actor of punar vivaah, geet show.. isi history jaa ke dekh.. nd struggle dekh.. tab pata chalega.. middle class, nd dedication ka asli matlab kya hota hai... nd yeah 1 more thing.. if u r bon poor its not ur fault, but if u die poor. toh saale B K L*** teri hi galti hogi.samjha..  aage se, MAIN GARIB Hu  ka rona mere saamne mat rona.. I INDEED HATE THIS....

10 :- Bhai, tere se bada vala C aaj tak naa hi paida hua tha naa hi kabhi paida hoga.....contacts hai toh use kr naa. mere peeche kyu pada hua hai haath dhoke... nd yeah on the other hand..... achcha hai , ki independent hona chahta hai.. fir bhi saaley tera background mujhe kyun sunaa rha hai. Saale teri life pr documentry nhi bana rha hu  samjha...  Audition de aur kat le :p :p :p

Finally In the end...To all the struggling artists, - whatsapp aur f.b ke msgs ka reply naa dene valo, MAIN Maff nahi karunga.... (y)

Aur Male Artist sudhar jao, female ke mail id pr apni profile mat mail kro, nhi toh laga dunga tumhari photo facebook pr,  introducing shemale .... had hai yaar..!!! - 

Aur haan , jinke paas financer nhi hai, beta movie bana ne ka sapna chhor do.. bekaar mein publically sabko pakao mat. apni b grade thiking aur c grade script leke. 

Dear Actors & Wanna Be Actors.

Pls Note This

1:- Main Raat ke 12 baje se SUbah 5 baje Casting NAHI karta Hu. > Main Din ke 11 baje se Shaam 5 Baje Tak hi Kaam karta Hu

2:- Pls. DONT ask Me . Main Audition Kab du, Main Fit Hu Ya Nahi, Mujhe actor Banna Hai to Kya Karna Padega, Ek Chance De Do, Main Badi Problem Mein Hu. Etc etc Typical Rona dhona .!

3:- Contact Me Only If you CAN Attend For Auditions, Whenever We call you For It.

4:- If you Own An IPhone, Jisme Kabhi Balance nhi hota.Hafte Mien 1 din Whats-app Chalta Hai Woh bhi raat ko 2 Hrs ke Liye. Then Its Seriously a Humble Request Dont Ever Dare to Contact Me.

5:- Don`t Send Me Your Stupid Dubsmash Videos Or Selfies Clicked In Some Shopping Malls, Dominoes, CCD Etc.

6:- Teenage Actors, Specially those Jinko Pata hai Ki Unki Family UnkoKabhi Film/Telly Indistry Mein Kaam karna Allow nahi Karne Wali hai..Woh Log PLEASE Mujhe Contact Karke Apne & Mera Time Waste na Kare.

7:- Those People Jo ZIndagi Mien Mujhe nahi aane wale, Or  Sir Main Ek din toh zarur aaunga typs people. jaha ho wahi raho. Join a call center. !

8:-Guys I`m a Casting Director NOT a Tourist Guide/Hospitality Manager. Appka Mumbai Mien Khana Peena, Rehna Mumbai Mien Ghumne ke Liye kya kya Hai.. Yeh Sab Karna Mera Kaam NAHI Hai. !!

9:- Artists Who arent From Mumbai - Jo yaha aake Aksha Beach, Juhu Beach Chai-coffee Versova & Having Hookah With Friends & 7 other Wale Pic upload kr rhe hai. & Not Having Time to Meet. I Suggest You Pls Delete My Contact No# From your List. As I`m not Here to Listen "Sir DIkkat mein hu abhi, Kaam chahiye  ghar wale Tanaa maar rhe hai  mumbai aake ab tk kaam q nahi mila. meri shaadi krva denge " etc etc bullshit. !

10 :- Actors Those who WOrked With Us Or Otehrs, Jinko Unke Kaam ka Pay nhi mila hai On-Time. for them i want to Say. Dekho DOsto, Aggar aapko Yashraj Films Time pe pay nhi krti hai toh aap YRF pe case kro, Aditya Chopra Pe Nahi. ! In the same way jinko Unka Payment Tym pr nhi mila hai. It would be better if you contact Accounts Department Of Production House  or that Genuine Co-Ordinator Jinka haq ka 10/15% aaj tk Tumne nhi diya,Yeh Kehkar ki "Mian shaadi mein hu Hometown aaya hu aake pay kr dunga" Isi liye ab woh co-ordinator tumhara pura Pay leke baitha hai  !

11:- Teenage Based Artists who Think Aaj "Meri college ki chhuti hai toh dosto ke saath Audition Deke Aati/Aata Hu. "Guys Its a humble Request, Juhu Jao, Casta COffee Jao, Infinity Jao.. Yahaa Mat Aao. WE DONT NEED YOu !

12:- "Sir , Mian Kal Mumbai aa raha Hu Toh Bata do Kaha Audition Dena Hai, Mera Final Ho jAaye." >  Bhai log saalo struggle krte hai fir Kaam ka final hota Tum Kya Nawaab ho.? aaj aaye Aur FInal Ho Gaye.

13:- Sir Mera Final krdo fir Main Mumbai aati hu Kaam Millne ke baad. !!  > Dear Pls Note.Ghar baithe baithe kaam nhi milta aao nd den ask for work. 


Guys Its a Humble Request Be Practical & Speak Logically ! I Hope Aap sab Samajhdaar Ho



Regards,
Jatin Bhatt Arora
Casting & Creative Director